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2426Y00F07futurax24Y00S0Y00C2NWE HAVE BROKEN THE LAW
1420Y00F06avantg14Y00C5Nby FishBoy of Panda
0814Y00F05pearl08N
0821Y00C3Y21C7Y40C1Y40C3NThis issue of zoo is COMPLETELY ILLEGAL. The soundtrack contains samples of
0821Y00C2Y05C3Y24C5Y40C3NOasis records played at high frequencys. Remember kids copying this issue
0801Nof zoo to your mates is a criminal offence.
0801N
0811Y71C4Y76C3NWhy have I done this to the soundtrack? Well, its simple. I've always hated
0811Y14S4Y75S0NOasis's music (with the exception of Live Forever, but thats not the point)
0801Nbut up till now really couldn't have given a shit about the band members.
0801N
0811Y37C2Y48C3NHowever leading up to the release of Be Here Now they proved what a complete
0811Y09C4Y26C3Nbunch of fucking arseholes they are. First they threatened to sue the
0801Ncreators of unofficial Oasis web-sites unless they were destroyed. Then they
0811Y08C5Y20C3Nstopped Steve Lamaqc playing a bunch of Oasis songs on the radio because he
0801Ndidn't "Talk over them enough". Nice.
0801N
0801NBasically, I know that nobody affiliated with Oasis will EVER read the Zoo.
0801NInfact this could all be some huge joke. But its worth it just to see if
0801NOasis or anybody from their label find this and try to take legal action.
0811Y48S4Y53S0NBecause that would just be piss funny and would PROVE what a bunch of
0801Nfucking dicks the band are.
0801N
0811Y60C2Y73C3NIf you are an Oasis fan I guess you've probably already got "Be Here Now",
0811Y53C4Y73C3Nhope you enjoy it. Personally I think its a bunch of self indulgent shite.
0801NBut anyway, if you plan to buy an Oasis record in the future don't. Copy it
0801Noff your mates, even better, get them each to copy you one song of the
0801Nalbum. That way you have encouraged more then one person to "rip-off" Oasis.
0801N
0801NWhatever you do, don't in any way, be it going to an Oasis show or buying
0801Ntheir records or merchandise give any more of your money to Oasis. Jesus!
0801NThey have enough as it is. Buy the new Spiritualised album instead, or
0811Y13C5Y27C3Nsomething by Urusei Yatsura or Lucious Jackson. Buy "Hip Hop - Don't Stop"
0801Nvolume one. If you find you don't like any of those above records then
0801Nscratch them and do the: It was like this when I bought it trick, at Our
0801NPrice. Just anything other then give money to a bunch of fucking wasters
0801Nwho obviously don't give a shit about their fans.
0801N
2416Y00F07futurax24NCheers.
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